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johndarnielle:

you know what
I loved unicorns when I was eleven/twelve years old and then I learned that it was real soft and nerdy to love unicorns so I checked out of the whole unicorn-liking mindset because I felt a need to be hardening myself and copping a dark-stuff-only stance
then when I was 19 my girlfriend gave me a coffee cup with a unicorn on it and on receiving it I discovered that I had internalized some bullshit anti-unicorn stance and it made me sad
to those unicorns who didn’t get liked by me during my bullshit years: my bad, do you like carrots, I will leave a plate of carrots out by the back door, I also have oats





WHEN THE LAST LION ROARS OVER THE LAST DUSTY FOUNTAAAIIINNN!!!

johndarnielle:

you know what

I loved unicorns when I was eleven/twelve years old and then I learned that it was real soft and nerdy to love unicorns so I checked out of the whole unicorn-liking mindset because I felt a need to be hardening myself and copping a dark-stuff-only stance

then when I was 19 my girlfriend gave me a coffee cup with a unicorn on it and on receiving it I discovered that I had internalized some bullshit anti-unicorn stance and it made me sad

to those unicorns who didn’t get liked by me during my bullshit years: my bad, do you like carrots, I will leave a plate of carrots out by the back door, I also have oats

WHEN THE LAST LION ROARS OVER THE LAST DUSTY FOUNTAAAIIINNN!!!

(via paulftompkins)

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curlycomedy:

No offense.

curlycomedy:

No offense.

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fifty-shades-of-irony:

Gordon Ramsay only has two emotions

  1. I’M ONLY TRYING TO FUCKING HELP YOU SO FUCKING LISTEN!
  2. No  no shhhh I was only trying to help please don’t cry.

(Source: dave-2swaggy4u-strider, via elementarystep)

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curlycomedy:

Weird how the man choking in this safety poster at Subway is Subway Jared. (at Subway)

curlycomedy:

Weird how the man choking in this safety poster at Subway is Subway Jared. (at Subway)

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A want a transparent version of this with just Cookie Monster, so I can overlay it on EVERYTHING.

A want a transparent version of this with just Cookie Monster, so I can overlay it on EVERYTHING.

(Source: sesamestreet)

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Fuck yeah, you do!

(Source: sesamestreet)

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curlycomedy:

Wonder why these two never dated. Both into yellow jumpsuits. Both talk to animals waaay too much.

curlycomedy:

Wonder why these two never dated. Both into yellow jumpsuits. Both talk to animals waaay too much.

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The yellow ranger’s suit never had a skirt, so this footage is confusing me.

WHAT ARE YOU? WHERE ARE YOU FROM?!

(Source: lotusjuice, via elementarystep)

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The fact that I do NOT own the jacket Joe wears on Gokaiger is basically the biggest tragedy ever.