Just call me “misery.”
(Source: shamrock-green-blossum, via elementarystep)
150th Anniversary of the Gettysburg Address.
Learn it, recite it, upload it.
All the cool kids are doing it.
I don’t really get why Loki (well, or Thor, really) is so super popular. But this is pretty great.
Now I know I’ve got a heart, because it’s breaking.
Pete Holmes goes to the BET Hip Hop Awards
Hey I made that.
Fun with computer paint!
The girl in the Yoplait commercial who pronounces “orange creme” as “orange cram” makes me want to murder the world.
(Source: twitter.com, via paulftompkins)
Socially inept. Comedy writer. Horrible Person.